...And we need you to help get the word out! Apply right chea or holla at us, if you or anyone you know might be interested.
But wait, we are not interested in any companies or freelancers looking for a paying client! It's not that we're too cheap to pay for web design and development services and trying to hire slaves unpaid interns or something . It's that we're not funded yet, we don't have much more than a few hundred bucks in our personal or business accounts, and these days investors aren't putting money into an idea that's not already in action. So please don't apply if money is an immediate issue for you right now.
We're negotiating our blood, sweat, tears, EQUITY, and the occasional free clothes that we get, for 20-24 hours of dedication a week from people who want to partner with a young start-up.
We are looking for 3 to 5 people who know that they are the shit at what they do, have some free time and are already making enough money to get by for the next few months:
A user interface/interaction designing code monkey;
A social application developing ninja;
A e-commerce developing architect, and
A database developing/administrating wizard.
ABOUT THE MISSION
If yeen know by now, SwaggerDap is on a mission to launch an innovative social networking and e-commerce website for streetwear brands and consumers. We've been putting a lot of work into this; and about a month ago, we started an official campaign to put together a team of web designers and developers to help us bring this unique vision to life. But unfortunately, so far, our efforts are falling short. While we did get a decent number of responses, some people were either not exactly what we were looking for, or let's just say a little too stingy to grind with us on project that ain't making enough money for them yet.
APPLYING
So fill out this little online application if you're down for the cause and think you have the right skills. Be sure to include your portfolio and resume; and feel free to email jeffb@swaggerdap.com if you have any questions, comments, or concerns.
Please avoid applying if crocs or ed hardy is one of your favorite brands.
Must be willing to telecommute.
Loving Pokemon is not required but is a plus
Holla,
SEA-E-OH Meez
